Lost in the Desert

There’s this man,
and he’s travelling across the desert,
and
he suddenly finds he hasn’t got any water left.
So he’s starting to get worried,
and he’s very thirsty,
but luckily,
a man comes towards him on a camel.
So
he says to the man,
“I’m thirsty.
Have you got any water?”
and the other man says,
“No I haven’t,
but I’ve got a wonderful selection of ties.
Would you like to buy one?”
So the other man says,
“No, of course not!”
and the man rides away on his camel.
After about another hour or two,
he’s desperately thirsty
and he sees a beautiful 5-star hotel.
So he slowly goes up the steps, crying
“Water! Water!
And the hotel manager says,
“I’m sorry, sir,
you can’t come in here without a tie.”